Saturday, August 6, 2016

SIN CITY'S YELLOW BASTARD



NOW, IT WOULD APPEARS THAT YOU'D HAVE TO BE A BIT TWISTED TO HAVE ENJOYED THE FILM "SIN CITY" MUCH LESS BE A COLLECTIBLE CONNOISSEUR OF "SIN CITY" ARTIFACTS.....
BUT YA KNOW...IT'S THE ONES DAT TELL YA THAT THEY ARE STRAIGHT-UP, NORMAL MUGS, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN...THEMS THE ONE'S YA GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR.....USUALLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKELETONS STUFFED IN THEIR CLOSET~!~!~!~!~
ANYWHO....THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURE......MIGHTY FINE.....BUT THIS DUDE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....AND KINDA LOOKS LIKE A PEE COLOR AND A TROLL TO BOOT~!!!~YAS GET A SET OF THIS STINKIN' YELLA BASTARD=!=

 
WE GOTS ONE A GRINNIN' AND ONE A FROWNIN' SORTA THE THING YAS THINKS NIGHTMARES COMES FROM.....THIS STINKIN GUY COMES WID A SYRINGE, DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS CREEP IS GONNA DO WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERIN' HIS HISTORY, KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAYS...THAT AIN'T EVEN TALKIN' ABOUT YOURSELF~!!~
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/SIN-CITY-YELLOW-BASTARD-GRINNING-VERSION-SYRINGE-WHIP-/380185667844?hash=item5884d4e904

SOMEHOW I FIGURED THIS LUG WOULD HAVE A WHIP.....AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE KNIFE.....
SO YA MUGS...HERE YA GO.....FOR DA LOST SOULS WHO WANDER DA STREETS AND COLLECT THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD.....FOR DA GIFT FOR THAT LUG THAT'S GOT EVERYTHING.....AND IF YA WANNA IMPRESS DA DAMES...GIVE EM'ONE OF DES YELLA' BASTARDS.....WHAT THE HELL CAN YA LOSE`???`HUH???
HAVE A FINE WEEK AHEAD, YOUS GUYS.....
SMILES
JoJokeNV
 

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